Nobby, October 24, 2007

Dear Richard,

Miss Boorer, bless her, was still on duty when we arrived at Strand; well known for her sympathy towards the younger pupil, always comforting, sometimes mending their torn blazers. She retired about the same time as Mr Dawe.

Her replacement, Miss Alexander was the image of Mrs Jackie Kennedy, perhaps a bit younger, but similar hair style and smile. If Coxy had a hand in her appointment, I would be very surprised. Cox had no illusions on the nature of young men, or of older ones for that matter as he occasionally elaborated upon during his 6th form "Current affairs" class which was our treat for the week. Predictably his opening address was directed to the Head Boy: Harvey Gritzman. (I wonder what happened to him). Basically, he was imploring him to bring more "individuals" to his office for a Good Thrashing. The remainder of the period would have gladdened the heart of John Wayne. See what most of you missed.

An interlude, before I return to Miss Alexander. About twenty years ago, John Foster Dulles (is that his name or a descri[tion of his upbringing, I have often wondered) was discussing events and "might have been's" with Shevardnadze. Dulles wondered aloud what changes might have occurred in the world if it had been Khrushchev who had been assassinated instead of Kennedy.

After a few moments thought Shevardnadze replied that he did not think Onassis would have married Mrs Khrushchev.

Now, back to Jackie K's look-alike Miss Alexander, I cannot imagine how her head was turned by "The Swine". Of the various terms which could be used to describe him, "Handsome" or (horrible word) "sexy" is not on my list. Were he an actor and I a casting agent I would consider him for the part of a mid ranking figure of authority such as a uniformed police sergeant, government inspector or probation officer. He had a good military bearing and could convey an air of responsibility, but there was always the whiff of "Bounder" about him, as his actions amply demonstrated.

The term "Jack the Lad" belongs to his successor, Harry Waddingham. About whom I have much to report, but by request only.

From what I gathered, he took quite a bit of cash with him, which quite rightly belonged to the school or local authority. It was significant that he did a runner to North Cyprus, (yes, it was those days) where there was no extradition treaty.

What became of "Jackie" Alexander, I have no idea. Perhaps she was lucky and met a Greek.

I did phone his wife (who still lives in Aragon Gardens, Streatham) about fifteen years ago, when I found his name in the telephone book. His wife rather coldly told me he lived in The North of England and I could contact his daughter, if I was interested. As it happens, I was not, this was before Pete had contacted me. I doubt he is still contactable.

All the best
Neil